Olive Garden is the perfect restaurant for first dates if you don’t want the date to become something else.

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Despite the fact that when-you’re-here-you’re-family, I’m not looking to settle down with any of the women I bring to Olive Garden. In fact, I know that after we make out in the parking lot or hook up at her apartment, I’ll never see her again.

↩︎ Bon Appétit

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