Frog and Toad tentatively go outside after months in self-quarantine.

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Toad was sitting on the front porch. Frog came outside and said, “What are you doing Toad?” “I’m waiting,” said Toad. “For my stimulus relief check.” “We already got our stimulus checks,” said Frog. “I know,” said Toad. “But it was not enough. I am hoping for another one.”

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